Pz Crazy, Mixed Up, Hard, Hard Life

youmakemelaugh @ 2009-11-01T16:16:00

2009-11-02T00:21:22Z

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

"Did you dance much?"

"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...."

In reference to previous post....

2009-10-02T21:59:45Z

I have now quite remembered how to link a photo and have forgiven LJ.

That is all.

(Stupid shoe though eh?)

Shoe entry

2009-10-02T21:40:42Z

It's been a while - but how fuckin' stupid can a "shoe" get?

Scratch that - how stupid can LJ get to not let you just insert a picture. I forgot how frustrating that is! Effin LJ - no wonder everyone is bailing ship to FB.

none subject

2009-08-22T19:13:46Z

I just got back from Tulsa, OK where my grandparents and youngest uncle live. We took the kids. There were some fabulous lightening storms while we were there.

I'm seeing my grandparents for the first time it seems like. They're in their late 80's. They are staunch Republicans but it was pretty easy to deflect any political talk.

The thing that bothered me was this:

My Grandma always forwards me these ridiculous e-mails. Since she's got that right bent, most of them have to do with "Anti-Obama" hysteria. Recently I received one recounting the 20+ attendents "required" by Michelle Obama and what their salaries are for example. More have to do with health care reform and how Obama wants to euthenize old people - that sort of thing.

We were in the car getting ready to go somewhere and my grandma started telling this story about how dumb government employees are giving an example of a lady that couldn't understand time zone differences. It was the exact same thing as an e-mail she had sent me earlier in the month - she was recounting it like it was personal experience! She actually BELIEVES all these ridiculous spam e-mails that people circulate and tells others about them as topic of conversation. Ugh. Wish she never figured out how to e-mail.

I'm really tempted to buy this....

2009-03-05T05:00:16Z

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1949 Aljoa TearDrop Caned Ham Travel Trailer w/Indoor Lap Pool - $150 (eugene, oregon)

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Dear Silver Junkies !

the upgrades on the little camp trailer are coming along ...

the 60" plasma with auto hide screen looks great !

the lap pool is done and we just started filling it with water...
i bet you'll love the wet slide...
they are installing the diving board tomorrow.

the bowling alley (two-lanes) is ready for the last coat of sealant...

we did install the new wolf (eight-burner) range,

the new sub-zero side-by-side full swing walk-in refrigerator & freezer with crushed ice & water in the door -up-grade really keeps the sodas cool....

the new Lutron computer auto dimmer light system with auto reflect- heat sensors is such a comfort at night ...

we did get a phone call from NASA ..they complained about the shine coming from the trailer, something about their little shuttle thingy not being able to see where to land...maybe they sould wash their widows !

Do you think we should go with the Brazilian mahogany for the floors or we did find this really beautiful beveled french versi' limestone ??? the wood is warmer on a cool morning....but the stone looks really nice at night around the built-in gas fireplace.....

well you decide !!!!

1949 silver Aljoa 14Ft
$150. (obo)
Nice outside skin, Interior needs completely redone..!
Easy to tow, Clear Oregon title
Keep it Alive.. Keep it Silver !

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youmakemelaugh @ 2009-02-03T13:12:00

2009-02-03T21:14:54Z

My ex got a job as a "Parts Tear Out Specialist" at the Foster Auto U-Pull It.

That job fits him so well it's scary.... <--- ellipses for Brucix *chuckle*

Kitchen2

2009-01-26T03:14:13Z

Kitchen2
Originally uploaded by pshizzo

Click this picture to get to Flickr and see the rest of the "Before" pics of our new project.

youmakemelaugh @ 2009-01-21T22:18:00

2009-01-22T06:20:55Z

Sure, Mimi makes me laugh - but her daughter? Her daughter is a total Kick-Ass-In-Training. Check this out....

Yep, that'd be a book she wrote herself. World totally needs many, many more of these just like this.

Tip for the day...

2009-01-08T02:46:04Z

You have to keep a landline phone at home so people in jail can call you collect.

New word I just made up yesterday....

2008-12-10T14:12:29Z

Looks like there's SNOTENTIAL this weekend!

C'mon, sno laughing matter....if its as scary out as predicted it might cut into Embers night. That's just not funny.

Parking lot terror....

2008-11-27T01:27:58Z

I just drove by WinCo. I ordered a cake and need to pick it up - but when I saw cars parked in every nook and cranny available, I figured I'd come back later...sheesh.

Meanwhile - check this out.
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How often do you see a fish bent in half? lol

srsly ugly

2008-11-22T08:13:20Z

Ugh...srsly. This shoe was actually on some "retro" clothes and fashions site and costs over 80.00 -- I would NOT pay over 80.00 to be embarassed in public.

GlassyWillamette

2008-11-21T19:22:47Z

GlassyWillamette
Originally uploaded by pshizzo

This morning the Willamette was so smooth...not a chop in the water any where. I could see perfect reflections of the clouds above in the water. As I was looking over the bridge I saw a loon swimming along. I glanced away and when I looked back it was gone. I was thinking to myself that I probably would have seen it fly off so where could it have gone? Just then it popped back up out of the water a good 25 feet beyond where I had last seen it...ah ha! Now I was on to what it was doing. I stood there for 15 - 20 minutes watching the loon pop up and down (I wanted to see it bring a fish up) and the clouds on the water and the sun rising. So gorgeous. I'm so lucky to live here.

Esty Shops RAWK!!

2008-11-20T17:53:24Z

So, I'm transferring this huge back up file from one directory to another and my 'puter is bogging down on apps so I decide to surf *gasp! I know!! Its been SO LONG!!*

I was on Not Martha re-checking it out because of the whole bacon cup thing and I found a link to this shower art somehow (I've lost the exact trail really) but jeezuz is this fucking funny or what?!?

I know my precious Layniedoodle will hate this cuz its got a "monkey" in it. Too bad baby - this shit cracks me up...

And to catch y'all up on what else I've been doing:

* Work is kicking my ass but I kind of deserve it after taking the 00's off for the first eight years

* I have a new job and I work downtown now - way cool to be downtown

* I basically lost my raise by spending it all working downtown; however life satisfaction quotient has increased dramatically so it all evens out

* I don't post much because I'm making Xmas gifts this year instead of buying so my nights are generally taken up by that instead of surfing/posting

* LPL and I sold fish on Aquabid! Hopefully it all goes well and we can start MOVIN SOME PRODUCT...lol, I'm talking about fish like they're crack

* My bowling game has improved dramatically; if I don't hit the Vodka Tonics too hard I can consistently break 100!

* My kids are going through a tough time - their dad/stepmom have half-sibling #2 on the way and the step-mom is a little bit wacky because of it. I can only imagine the stress living between our house and theirs causes and the split loyalties and the insane schedules and the parental demands all ON TOP OF the business of just growing up. I tend to be very soft on them in respect to chores because of it -- I hope that doesn't backfire in my face

* I feel for others in this financial crisis - but we're really unscathed by it at the moment; plus also - I'm responsible with my money and have a hard time weeping for idiots who bought more than they could ever afford

* I got the hankering for a trip somewhere

* I've now wasted enough time that there's a meeting I have to attend. It will be boring; my presence will be superflerous; my mind will wander and this meeting is for my "old position" that I will officially be out of on 11/28/08. There are still lots of issues I could have taken care of there if I hadn't been so jaded and now I just have to let go of them, they're not my problem any longer. Wait a minute...is that the feeling of a huge weight being lifted from my shoulders?? Wheeeeeeee!! Makes me kind of giddy.

I could go on but that's enough for now. Y'all just have to wait another 6 months for a substantive post.

p.s. I could really use some Ugly Baby Shower Art if you're wondering what in the world to get me for Christmas...

F*cking SWEET!!

2008-10-25T19:27:27Z

I just called Lippman's and they have the PERFECT accessory for my Halloween costume. *AWESOME*

youmakemelaugh @ 2008-10-01T19:49:00

2008-10-02T02:52:33Z

Now that's a funky shoe. if you go to the link, you can see that the bottom has a unicorn on it! THAT'S worth extra!

p.s. If I'm actually logged in I don't see any ads on my LJ. Dur.

youmakemelaugh @ 2008-09-25T09:50:00

2008-09-25T16:51:12Z

I fuckin' hate that there are ads and crap all over my LJ now. Sucks.

yum

2008-09-06T22:49:35Z

That isn't expensive salon shampoo, its a combination of Costco shampoo, 1.99 hair gel, riding in the convertible, clove smoke and two days without a shower. Glad you like it. : D

youmakemelaugh @ 2008-08-27T14:20:00

2008-08-27T21:22:38Z

Shoot! My first day with the FaceBook app on my BlackBerry and I leave the dang thing at home!

Darnit!

BTW - LIG

First Day - New Job

2008-08-25T14:05:32Z

Today is my first day and I can't decide how to get there.

We had a great Portland to Coast experience. I would so walk with that team again. Especially given the same legs and starting times. The early birds get the best spots at each exchange.

Alright, I gotta quit fiddle-fuckin around and get going.

TTYL!!

Another ugly shoe entry

2008-08-18T01:02:27Z

the_gc says "Oh good Lord."

Only $106 @ Amazon.com!

youmakemelaugh @ 2008-08-11T14:33:00

2008-08-11T21:34:35Z

P now has a new job.

Going to the drive-in!

2008-07-26T20:05:21Z

We're going to see WallE and Hancock at the Newburg drive-in tonight. I'm excited! I wish summer would never end.

Its nice outside and I've got a jillion things to do. Already washed the cars though!

I wrote a long, long e-mail to my grandparents this morning. Another task done.

Does anyone know how to get rid of squirrels? They're ripping up my patio furniture cushions for nest making materials. Little fuckers.

There's something I want to do really bad right now but I don't have any popsicles...

K, gonna go to it.

Public Service Announcement:

2008-07-22T22:29:47Z

the day goes really fast when you don't show up to work until 11am

Hangover recovery mode

2008-07-20T21:07:50Z

P <3s Taylor & Sierra 4EVER!

Holy shit what a good time last night ... THANK YOU

swemer1 for making sure we were invited. That is one gig not to miss. I look at it as my reward for sitting through FIL's retirement party. ;D